What Would My Pet Say?

Daily writing prompt
If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

Well, seeing that my pet is a 14-year-old cat, she might have something sarcastic or sassy to say. I would come home from work and say, “Hey kitty” and she’d look at me with the death glare that cats tend to give and say, “Go fetch my food, human.” Or I could be on my laptop, and she’d walk on it and say, “This is in my way.” Then I tell her that I’m working on it, and then she might bite back with, “I don’t care, I’m a cat.”

I think she is aware of how cute she is. She just looks at me sometimes and does cute things like rise up on her back legs while I pet her. Her eyes get that little innocent look too. She’d probably say, “Look how cute I am. Go on, pet me, adore me,” then she’d bite me and then, “Now go away.”

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